Ohhhh yeah. He got the ol' chopparoo. And also, I've been putting a calming aid in his food. Kind of like how my friend used to give her little brother Nyquil when she babysat for him when we were like 15 and he was like 8. But less horrible. More necessary. Also I've been working on rewriting Eazy E's "Nuts on your chin" to a more neutered cat-applicable and American Idol worthy "Nuts on the Ground". I'll let you know how it goes.
Both of these things mean he is a little more bearable. I'm also realizing that I think I have a bit of an attachment disorder. It takes awhile. With pretty much everything.
In other recent news, I recently bought a Cricket Wireless card for my laptop, which means I will be able to access the internet from anywhere. Which is kind of bad news because I'm on the net all day at work. But it's good news because I'm going to be able to write more for all of the various writing engagements I have fallen into, which includes this sorely neglected piece-o-crapper bloggo. The piece hasn't come in the mail yet. I'm hoping it comes today. $40 bucks a month AND it goes everywhere. Hello facebooking and driving! Like I havent been doing that already on my iPhone...
I'm currently eating a Qdoba burrito bowl, which on one end is delicious but the pico is super heavy with huge chunks of red onions, which I have always found to be horrifically unappetizing. And may I remind the exorbitant number of Qdoba employees who read this blog that the onion must be minced, MINCED, not chopped, for the correct effect. (Anyone want to translate that line for me? En espanol?) Another reason to prefer Chipotle, which is superior to all burrito joints. For all you FoCo a-holes out there, Big City Burrito sucks donkey. I think you can finish that on your own, and that beloved potato burrito everyone raved about in college, well, you guys smoked wayyyyy too much to even have an opinion if you liked that hunk of garbage. Dis-gusting.
I'd also like to intro you guys to a new word in Liv's vocab. The word is "domecheck". And neither one of us know what it means, but I have a feeling its along the lines of having your best friend deck you in the dome from behind while on a tequila bender. I'm not saying this happened. I'm not saying it didn't.
I've been drinking a lot of tea lately. It's been making me feel a lot more Zen. Actually, I just have to pee alot. That's really all it makes me do.
What else, f-ers? Ugh. My life is slowing down as I've been relegated to a data-entry position for the next two months. I made the mistake of not entering one line on this thing I've been doing, and that mistake is basically costing me a day of work, so in an effort to clear my mind, to prepare my psyche, I figured I'd drop a bomb on this blog and clear the air before I go back to filling in a single product field on 450 products that I have to open individually.
And I'm sick of winter. Anyone else? I think my apartment pool has been giving me dirty looks, but I'm probably just imagining it.
Ok. Onward and upward..
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