Work clothes

They say to dress for the job you want. If this is true, I dress to be unemployed. Pretty much everyday. Which coincidentally is the way a lot of people at my place of employment dress. But I did get a kick out of an email I got today suggesting that the associates should wear "nice clothes" next wk because important execs are coming into town.

I do occasionally wear nice clothes and take the time to tame my wild unruly mane; however, this does become an issue. Because people say shit along these lines:

Like "Oh Nicole, you clean up well!" Why, thank you? I think?

Or "You look nice today. Do you have an interview somewhere else?" Um. I wish.

Or "Your hair looks nice. You know you have a really nice smile too. I really like when you wear a dress. I mean, you look really, really great. Can we hang out sometime? Like tonight maybe?" But that's just usually Kimmo trying to make me feel all sorts of uncomfortable. Damn you Kim! Damn you!

Yeah. Work is insane. Especially since Kim and I figured out a new game that involves throwing a bag of fruit snacks around my office. I'm going to build a points system around this. It's really the only thing I'm looking forward to tomorrow.

For those of you who dont know Kim, she's my work best friend. For those of you who dont know me, I have 9 million best friends. You can each have your own personal label if you would like. Best friends are the BEST!

Anyway. Before someone interprets this as anything but a joke and calls the President of my company to inform him that I am joking, which is what I pretty much do, (Um I joke), UHH THIS IS A JOKE. Kim is NOT sexually harassing me. And if she was, believe me, I wouldn't take it.

Yeesh.

Alright. 10:30. Time to attack the sack. Which in my mind means go to bed. I'm not sure how anyone will actually interpret that.