1. Sleep. Well I guess thats my favorite thing for today. As my mom has passed on to me whatever bug she has and I fell into a deep coma this afternoon. And I will be going to bed pretty much as soon as I get done typing this bloggo. I have to say, I have a pretty amazingly comfortable bed. I'm not too upset about getting back into after a two-hour wake break. Hope I can sleep this thing off. Def dont want to be sick this wk.
2. Banana cream pie puddings. In spite of my lactose intolerance, these are too good not too occasionally indulge. And as they're really bad for you, they last forever in the fridge. Usually, I hate the taste of fake banana. Fake banana runts? Gag me. But somehow they friggin nail it in these things. Eating one of these puddings is like putting a delicious banana cream pie right in your mouth. But cheaper and less time-consuming should you actually consider making a banana cream pie. I know that this topic is ripe for "That's what she said" jokes, but settle down, Beavises. And go out to the store and get yourself some.
3. Biosilk. It's a hair product that was introduced to me by my amazing CW campers about...God...eight years ago. I forgot about it for awhile but recently re-indulged and I'm reminded of why my hair actually used to look good. I'm sure since then they're all on some new crazy kick with an even better product, but for now, I will bask in the soft shininess that my hair has rediscovered.
4. Sequins. I could probably write an entire blog just on sequins but I will refrain from doing so as to not entirely destroy any meager credibility I might have left. But I went shopping at Cherry Creek mall yesterday and my eyes were arrested by sequins. Glorious sequins everywhere. There was a time in my life when I put on an outfit and a good friend told me, "Uhh you look like RuPaul" and it was in that moment that I realized I have a secret ultra-girly side that borders on drag-queenish taste. Glitter. Sequins. Bright colors. Ridiculous heels. Crazy makeup. Big hair. I would wear stuff like that all the time if I could get away with it. Now dont get me wrong. I love the Ralph Lauren-classic look, the J. Crew solids and the Anthropologie prints...but...I'm secretly wishing that Betsey Johnson would make a crazy dress. Just for me. With zebra print, black sequins, and pink taffeta.
That felt a little confessional. The moral of that story is...less drab, more FAB. I bought some amazing tiny-black-sequined ballet slippers this wkend. Expect to see them a lot. Moving on.
4. The Colorado Mammoth. So I have picked up a second job. No big deal, just helping out with indoor soccer games at a gym by my house. But when I went into work on Friday night........the Colorado Mammoth were on my field. Practicing. Ending their practice shall I say.
Now. I love sequins. But I also love lacrosse players. Sweaty, shaggy-headed, strappingly handsome, rugged lacrosse players. And here I was. In professional lacrosse heaven. So they're on the field. Stretching. I'm trying to play it cool. Which is impossible for me.
Then they do the best slash worst thing possible. They get off the field. And start stripping down. For me, this was like the equivalent of a guy being at a Victoria's Secret shoot. I'm gawking at a bunch of half naked Mammoth players like I've never seen a guy in my entire life. So of course, I decide I have errands to run and I walk through the pack like five times.
A few things happened. I got sidelined by a seriously hot ass digging through his bag. A dime of a gorgeous guy told me to just push past him. To which I had to touch his sweaty man body. And from there I had to push past alot of half-naked sweaty man bodies. Somebody cracked a joke and I retort with "Man you guys smell great. Thanks for classing up the joint" to which I got some laughter. As they pretty much smelled like a mix between dirty socks and mildew. Like, intensely smelled. Like, really really really smelled. Then I get accosted by a guy who has to be at least 6'4 and a dead ringer for McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, who-in my opinion-is one of the hottest guys alive. He says the following "Hi.How are you.I am fine.Thanks for asking.Good to see you." to which I wanted to say "Um, can I touch you?" But I didnt. I just blushed like a teenager, smiled, and pushed past.
So I handled it pretty well. For an awkward girl wearing huge sweatpants pulled up abnormally high. Ah well. Looks like I'll just have to stop in. Every Friday.
5. Indian food. Curry in everything! Garam masala in everything! Mmmm indian food! I love to cook it AND eat it! YUM!! Currently, I'm in love with saag. And I'm looking forward to making some other awesome things. And gobble gobbling them all up.
6. CoCo. I have this friend. Her name is Kaitlin. And she recently got a harlequin Great Dane puppy that she named CoCo...after Conan O'Brien. But. CoCo is a girl. And I love her. She might be the cutest pup to hit the planet since the dawn of existence.Hi CoCo monster! You little devil-angel!
7. Advair. It helps me to breathe. I like that. Apparently, my asthma comes back worse as I get more in shape. That seems like it shouldn't be that way. Fuck you, asthma. What I do not like about Advair is that even with my insurance...its $143. Yeah. For something that I need to breathe. WTF. But my doc is gonna hook me up. Holla.
8. Four day wkend. I havent had one of these in God knows how long...maybe since 4th of July? I dont even remember. But I need one. Soooooo bad. I'm stoked.
And with that. I think eight is the number of the day. Good day to you.
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